Barney is a gentle giant who found his way to Lazy J Rescue Ranch in December 2021, arriving with seven other rescues. He was part of a group of 15 animals saved from a dire situation. The animals belonged to a couple who had been trying to breed and sell animals while keeping a few as pets. Unfortunately, financial hardships and the sudden loss of their home forced them to consider selling the animals for meat or abandoning them altogether. Thankfully, they reached out to local rescues, and with teamwork, we managed to save all but one animal, who tragically couldn’t recover from years of neglect. Barney is calm, quiet, and missing one of his middle toes, which makes him uniquely sympathetic to others with special needs. He’s especially close to Rubble and Responsibility, two ladies who are both missing their feet. Barney spends all his time protecting and cuddling with them, forming a heartwarming trio of resilience and care.

Bernie joined the ranch in December 2021 at nearly 2 years old. He arrived alongside 7 others, all in desperate need of vet care and infested with lice and mites. Initially the embodiment of a classic “Billy Goat” — bossy, smelly, and brimming with confidence — Bernie has since undergone an incredible transformation. After being neutered, his sweet and curious nature began to shine. He’s now eager to connect with humans and playful with all his new animal friends. Bernie’s rescue was part of a larger effort to save 15 animals from a challenging situation. Their former owners, who had been breeding/selling goats and keeping a few as pets, faced financial hardship and sudden homelessness. Left with few options, they considered selling the animals for meat or abandoning them. Thankfully, they reached out to local rescues and sanctuaries instead.

Charlie’s journey began in December 2024 when he arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch alongside Linus and Lucy. Their family, facing a series of heartbreaking circumstances, had reached out for help. We had planned to bring only Linus home to the ranch, but upon seeing the trio’s urgent need for food, water, and shelter, and the deep bond they shared, we knew we couldn’t leave anyone behind or split them up. At just 1.5 years old, Charlie was the youngest and smallest of the bunch. Initially shy with humans, he would hang back and quietly observe, but his playful spirit soon broke out. Now fully settled in, this Dexter cow is social, loyal, and endlessly fun. He’s bonded with Lucy, Linus, and Panda, and in July 2025, he became a proud father when Lucy gave birth to baby Frieda. Charlie is attentive, gentle, protective, and full of personality... the perfect cow dad. He’s now been fixed, so there will be no more little ones, but his days of play, pasture naps, and family time are only just beginning.

Chocolate arrived at the ranch in September 2021 with her best friend, Tink. At a dairy goat farm, she was deemed unwanted due to a rare goat disease affecting her ability to breed and putting her at risk for arthritis and nerve damage. After leaving the farm, Chocolate & Tink found a new home, but they faced hardships there too. The horses they shared a pasture with treated them poorly, and their owner struggled for months to find them a safe place. Chocolate & Tink were often seen as ‘unwanted’ or even potential supper. But their story took a beautiful turn when they came to the ranch! Chocolate is one of the friendliest goats you’ll ever meet—she loves humans more than anything and will do just about anything for a little attention. To this day she remains a steadfast companion to Tink, following each other everywhere and snuggling close every night. These two share an unbreakable bond, and we’re so grateful they’re safe, loved, & together here at Lazy J Rescue Ranch.

Chris is a mixed breed goat who arrived at the ranch in December of 2021 when he was almost 1 year old along with 7 other rescues who were lice and mite infested and in need of vet care. Chris was very unsocialized, shy, and scared but with time, he is warming up to humans and showing that he can stand his own with the bigger goats. Chris was rescued along with 15 other animals from a couple that was attempting to breed/sell goats and have a few pets of their own. They ran into some financial issues, abruptly lost their house, and were contemplating selling the animals for meat or abandoning them. Thankfully they reached out to local rescues and sanctuaries instead and with help, we were able to work together to save all but 1 of the animals who unfortunately was very ill due to years of neglect. 

Christopher’s journey to Lazy J Rescue Ranch is nothing short of remarkable. He was rescued by a compassionate local family after falling off an overcrowded livestock transport truck that hadn’t been properly secured. Initially, the family planned to raise him for food, but as they got to know his goofy, friendly, and dog-like personality, they couldn’t bring themselves to follow through. Instead, they chose to give him the chance at a long, happy life in sanctuary. Christopher arrived at the ranch in March 2024. He bears a tear in his ear, likely from the removal of a numbered identification tag—a reminder of his past. But here, he’ll never be just a number again. Christopher is playful, funny, and endlessly friendly. He loves carrying branches, building cozy beds, and nothing makes him happier than a good belly rub.

After spending her first 3 years cramped in a filthy dog kennel with her siblings Tiny, Lucky, & Chester, Clover finally found freedom at Lazy J in August 2019. Since then, she has embraced her spacious coop and run, often soaring through the air! Clover loves roosting up high and is known for her nurturing spirit—it's common to find one of her flock mates safely nestled under her wing at night. Despite her small size, she has a huge heart for protecting those around her.

Conor came to us on his own terms. He appeared in our woods after being dumped or abandoned, keeping his distance and hiding near the river. Slowly but surely, he began venturing closer to the yard, though he refused to let us approach him. After several failed attempts to lure him with traps full of delicious food, Conor finally took the bait in April 2024. With no one coming forward to claim him, we stepped in to ensure he was cared for. He was vaccinated, neutered, treated for fleas, ticks, and worms, and spent time in quarantine. Once a frightened & skittish cat, Conor has undergone an incredible transformation. He’s now a social butterfly who loves being by any human’s side at all times. These days, there’s little that doesn’t bring him joy. While Skidz tolerates him and Romeo keeps a watchful eye from the window, Conor fills his days with naps in the coziest spots, indulging in treats, soaking up attention, and curiously watching the tortoises.

Rescued from the shut down of Cricket Hollow Roadside Zoo in December 2019, Crawford came to us with his mom, Bermuda. Both were among around 400 animals suffering in poor conditions and lacking basic cares. When they arrived, Crawford & Bermuda were frightened, matted, and underweight. Sadly, Bermuda soon fell ill due to her history of no preventative care, and despite every effort on our end, she didn’t survive. 9 month old Crawford, now grieving and alone, quickly found comfort and joy amongst our other rescued animals. He’s grown into quite the gentleman, making friends across the ranch and winning everyone’s hearts with his gentle kisses & lovable personality. Now, as our only llama, Crawford considers himself part of the goat herd!

Crash came to us as a piglet who quite literally fell into freedom. On his way to a facility where his short life would have been measured only in pounds gained before slaughter, he tumbled off a transport truck and luckily into a new beginning. A kind couple found him and called Lazy J Rescue Ranch, where he officially became part of the family in September 2025. His ears were burned from the heat lamps used in confinement, and his legs were sore from the fall, but none of that dimmed his spirit. Despite everything he’s been through, Crash is endlessly curious, gentle, and full of life. He’s famous for his lightning-fast zoomies, vocal tendencies, and his love for every bit of attention he can get. 

Crouton is living proof that even the smallest life can have the biggest will to survive. In October 2025, she was stolen from her mom months too early, taken from the only warmth she knew inside an 85–90° factory building, and loaded into a trailer with gaping holes down the sides on a 49° day. Those holes were so large that tiny babies like Crouton could slip right through, and that’s exactly how she ended up here. She bounced and tumbled down a highway before being rescued by friends of the ranch who rushed her to Lazy J Rescue Ranch for safety and lifelong care. She was only 4 pounds, covered in bruises and road rash, couldn’t regulate her temperature, didn’t know how to eat, couldn't go to the bathroom, and cried as her little body shook. But with warmth, milk, medicine, sleepless nights of care, and endless love, she began to heal. Now, Crouton lets her big personality shine and her spirit is anything but broken. Playful, vocal, and full of spunk, Crouton’s favorite activities include attempting great escapes, thrashing around her toys, and chasing her caregivers. We’re endlessly grateful she fell from that truck because had she made it to where she was headed, she never would have had the chance to live the life she deserves.

Daffney came to Lazy J Rescue Ranch in July 2025 after a journey that began with heartbreak but led to hope. Originally discarded after developing mastitis that damaged her udders, making her “useless” for breeding, she ended up being one of the lucky ones. A kind local family stepped in, gave her a second chance, and paired her with her best friend, a horse named Zip. Together, they enjoyed a life of freedom and love. But when Zip had to move away, Daffney’s world changed. She became lonely and depressed, and her family knew she needed a herd of her own. That’s when she found her way to the ranch. Daffney has a big heart and immediately made friends with everyone... goat, human, and dog alike. She’s persistent and always goes for what she wants, even if that means a little escape artistry to get there. With her gentle spirit, love of being brushed, and constant desire to be where the action is, Daffney is truly living her best life surrounded by the companionship she craved.

Danny is a handsome little rooster who came to the ranch in February 2025 after he found himself alone after his flock of hens was sold, but he was left behind, and his caregivers could no longer keep up with the care he required. Though he’s tiny in stature, he’s mighty in spirit, never afraid to stand his ground, even against some of our biggest flock members. Despite his tough-guy walk, Danny is one of the friendliest roosters you’ll meet. He’s kind to all of our birds with special needs, a loyal buddy to Mo, and has even formed his own little family with Laverne and Shirley. While he may strut around like he’s ready for a showdown, beneath it all, he’s a gentle soul who just wants to belong.

At just a few days old, DD faced a terrifying ordeal when a stranger cruelly kicked him into a body of water. Fortunately, a caring couple witnessed this, and, recognizing that as a young, domestic duck he wouldn’t survive alone in the wild, they rescued him on the spot in July 2024 and brought him to the ranch, where he now enjoys a safe, peaceful life of sanctuary. DD, a runner duck, has grown remarkably since his arrival and is always brimming with happiness and playfulness, especially when he’s with his animal or human friends. He loves trailing behind Haley around the yard, splashing in water, singing, snacking on fruits and veggies, and spending time with his best friends, Keith & Huckleberry!

Dolly was surrendered back in February 2018 after suffering abuse and being accused of not getting along with her previous owner’s other pets. We were contacted and Dolly quickly found her forever home with us. She instantly bonded with Haley, but initially was terrified of men and would cower in fear around Tyler. Over time, she learned that humans can be friends, and now she sticks as close as she can to them every chance she gets! Dolly’s heart is as big as her gentle frame, and she’s bonded with everyone here, from goats and sheep to llamas, chickens, pigs, cats, and even our mini-cow. Her journey took a turn in January 2023 when she was diagnosed with Chondrosarcoma after a tumor was found near her spinal cord. Dolly underwent surgery, completed 4 rounds of palliative radiotherapy, & has been in remission with no negative symptoms since. Then, in January 2024, she faced another major health challenge—a colonic torsion. She survived a risky surgery, made a full recovery, and has returned to her playful self. Even after all she's been through, some of her favorite hobbies are still running super fast around the ranch, playing with the goats (especially Butter), cuddling with humans, hanging out with pigs (& stealing their food), and wandering around with her toys.

In April 2025, we welcomed our smallest goat friend... and when we say small, we mean small. At just 3 months old, Dorothy weighed only 10 pounds, about one-third the size she was supposed to be. Her little life began in a tough and dangerous world, surrounded by goats who were bigger, stronger, and, unfortunately, not very kind to her. Even the other babies picked on her. It quickly became clear she needed a special place like the ranch, where she could live out her life safely and happily, especially since she will likely always be smaller than the rest. But don’t let her size fool you, Dorothy’s personality is anything but small. She’s spunky, playful, silly, curious, and cuddly, proving every day that the tiniest goats can still take up the biggest space in your heart.

Frieda’s story began before she was even born. In December 2024, her parents, Lucy and Charlie, arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch with their best friend Linus after their family, facing heartbreaking circumstances, reached out for help. The original plan was to bring only Linus, but when we saw the trio’s urgent need for food, water, and shelter, and experienced the deep bond they shared, we brought them all home together. At Lucy’s first vet check, we discovered she was already a few months pregnant. In July 2025, that pregnancy brought us the sweetest gift: baby Frieda. Her arrival was a joyful summer surprise, and she’s been lighting up the pasture ever since. With Linus as her gentle giant “grandpa,” Panda as her patient “aunt,” and her devoted mom and dad always nearby, Frieda is surrounded by love and security. From her earliest days, this curious little calf has been eager to explore... racing across the pasture in bursts of zoomies, following her family everywhere, and investigating every new sight and sound with wide-eyed wonder. Frieda will grow up never knowing fear or uncertainty, only the safety, love, and freedom that sanctuary life provides.

Ginger joined the ranch in December 2021, along with seven other rescues. She was part of a larger group of 15 animals saved from a couple who had been trying to breed and sell animals while keeping a few as pets. When financial struggles caused them to lose their home, they faced the difficult decision of either selling the animals for meat or abandoning them. Thankfully, they chose to reach out to local rescues and sanctuaries, and together, we managed to save all but one animal, who sadly passed away due to years of neglect. Ginger, however, has thrived—she’s quick, crafty, and knows how to dodge like a pro if you come between her and her treats!

Huckleberry’s journey to us began in Wisconsin, where he was thrown from the roof of a bar during an annual festival. In this town tradition, chickens are tossed from the roof for the crowd below to catch & claim, often leading to trauma, injuries, and harsh treatment. Those who escape are at risk of frostbite and predators as they hide on rooftops and in trees. Lucky for Huckleberry, he was rescued by Little Cluckers Microsanctuary, who reached out to us, knowing he’d need a safe, enclosed space to call home after such a traumatic start. Since coming here in March 2023, Huckleberry has shown his resilient, fiery spirit. He’s vocal, takes excellent care of his ladies, and has even made friends with the other roosters in the flock!

Jordan came to us in February 2024 when we found her lying by the side of the road, injured and struggling after falling from a chicken transport semi. Despite the trauma—severe road rash, broken bones, and a fractured beak—she showed incredible resilience. We rushed her to our veterinarian, who found bones protruding through her skin and determined that the severity of her injuries required amputation. Now, Jordan gets by with one wing and one foot, but she’s adapted beautifully! She moves around with confidence, snuggles at night with her two footless friends, Tiny and Betty White, and adores basking in the sun—a new joy for her that she’d never experienced before falling from the truck, and one that originally scared her.

Keith, a guinea fowl, arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch in November 2021 after an unexpected detour to city life. In May of that year, he mysteriously appeared in the yard of a kind woman in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Over the next six months, she cared for him lovingly, spoiled him with attention, and let him roost in her tree. However, as winter approached, she realized he needed a safer, more suitable home and reached out to us. While Keith may have enjoyed his urban adventure, he’s truly thriving as a country guinea. He’s become fast friends with our flock of chickens and other birds. His favorite activities include scratching around, chattering loudly with his flock & humans, playing chase with his buddies, and perching as high as possible in the coop at night, where he loves snuggling up with Pepsi, one of his chicken friends.

Lambert, our Babydoll sheep, was rescued from downtown Des Moines in June 2020, along with his goat brother Roebuck. Known for their smiles, Babydolls are friendly by nature, but when we first met Lambert, he was a bit different — super woolly, overweight, and lethargic. While in quarantine, we discovered he had a UTI and bladder stones, likely from an unbalanced, grain-heavy diet without pasture. With medication, a healthy diet, exercise, and a good shearing, Lambert transformed into a happy, vibrant sheep. Today, he’s everyone’s friend (human or animal), adores pineapple, and will do anything for a nose rub. Lambert’s radiant smile has been with him every step of his journey!

Laverne’s story with Lazy J Rescue Ranch began on New Year’s Day 2025, when she and her best friend Shirley were brought to us by a caring human who discovered the pair locked in a wire dog kennel during Iowa’s coldest months with no food, water, shelter, or protection from predators. After confronting their owners, she was given permission to take them, but living in town without the setup to care for chickens, she turned to us for help. From the moment they arrived, it was clear Laverne and Shirley were inseparable, two peas in a pod who stick close no matter where they roam. Laverne is as friendly as can be and loves the space, freedom, and safety of the ranch’s bird run. She’s a big fan of treats, especially peppers, and is perfectly happy letting Shirley take the lead while she enjoys the good life.

Tortellini, Linguini, and Lasagna are three tortoises who joined Lazy J Rescue Ranch after their teen caregiver lost interest and could no longer give them the attention they needed. Although the family did their best to provide for them, a family injury brought on financial and time constraints, leading them to make the heartfelt decision to seek a better life for the trio. They arrived at the ranch in May 2024 and have brought a unique dynamic as our only reptiles. Tortellini, the largest of the group, is a Sulcata tortoise who loves basking in the sun, snacking on fruit, roaming the yard, and keeping his distance from his two smaller companions. Linguini, the medium-sized member of the group, is a Hermann's tortoise with a knack for digging in his wood chips, climbing anything in sight, and pestering Tortellini at every opportunity. Lasagna, the smallest of the three and also a Hermann's tortoise, faces unique challenges. Born without eyes due to a vitamin deficiency, he has struggled with health issues. To give him the best chance at recovery, he has been placed with a tortoise specialist who is working diligently to improve his condition.

Linus’ story began with a bittersweet twist. He, along with Lucy and Charlie, was loved by his family, but a series of heartbreaking circumstances left their future uncertain. When concerns arose about Linus’ age and ability to make a long journey to another sanctuary, we stepped in to help. In December 2024, we set out to bring only Linus to the ranch as a companion for Panda, our blind cow. But when we arrived, it was clear the trio’s family urgently needed help with food, water, and shelter. At that moment, we knew we couldn’t leave any of them behind, and once they were at the ranch, seeing the deep bond they shared made it impossible to ever split them up. At 10 years old, this towering Brown Swiss stood about six feet tall and weighed nearly 2,000 pounds, but don’t let his size fool you. Linus is gentle, affectionate, and famous for his slobbery cow kisses. He’s also fiercely protective of his smaller friends, keeping watch over them with a quiet strength. These days, he’s not only Panda’s seeing-eye buddy, but also the steady, loving "dad & grandpa" of his whole little herd.

Loretta, a miniature zebu born in May 2022, faced a challenging start to life. Unable to bear weight on her right front leg, her previous owner labeled her as “defective,” believing she wasn’t “good enough” to sell or breed. Fortunately, she was surrendered to the ranch in September 2022, where a vet determined her leg injury was caused by untreated trauma at birth. During her first winter, Loretta’s small & fragile body couldn’t handle the cold, so she lived indoors as a "house cow" to receive special care. Her inspiring story caught the attention of The Wizard of Paws (Season 6, Episode 6), where Derrick Campana from Bionic Pets crafted a custom prosthesis to improve her mobility while Nomadica Films caught it all on film. Loretta adapted instantly and can now keep up with her friends and explore the pasture with ease. She has formed strong bonds here, especially with Lambert 🐑, who she showers with licks, and Dolly 🐕, who she bonded with during her first winter. Loretta is living proof that she is anything but “defective"!

Lucy arrived at the ranch in December 2024 alongside Linus and Charlie after their family, facing a series of heartbreaking circumstances, reached out for help. The plan had been to bring only Linus home to the ranch, but when we saw the trio’s urgent need for food, water, and shelter, and then saw the deep bond they shared, we knew we couldn’t leave anyone behind or ever split them up. From the start, Lucy made it clear she was the boss of the group: confident, watchful, and loving. At just 3 years old, this little Dexter cow carried herself like a true leader. During her first vet check here, we learned she was already a few months pregnant, and in July 2025 she welcomed her beautiful baby girl, Frieda. Lucy is a devoted mom, balancing gentle care with her no-nonsense leadership style. She’s the brave heartbeat of her herd, always ensuring her family is safe and happy!

Lyla arrived here in August 2024, a young sheep with a big heart & an even bigger story. She spent her first 9 months in the show sheep world, lovingly cared for by a dedicated teen who fell in love with her. But when Lyla sustained a back leg injury, her future seemed uncertain. Despite advice from her chapter leader to send Lyla to slaughter and the chapter's unwillingness to pursue vet care, this teen bravely refused to give up on her. She reached out to us, hoping for a life of sanctuary for Lyla—a choice that got her removed from FFA but earned our endless admiration. Lyla’s injury turned out to be a fractured femur, requiring an amputation. She continues to get around well on 3 legs but is in need of a brace for her other back leg to help it have lots of strength so she can ambulate with more ease. Lyla is as sweet and friendly as they come, thriving with her new friend Lambert 🐑, & enjoying all the nose scratches she can get! 

Maizey’s strength and spirit carried her through the unthinkable. Used for breeding until she was deemed “too old,” she was discarded at auction, hauled to Iowa, and became sick, weak, and blind from shipping fever. Sold again to be slaughtered, Maizey made a daring leap from a moving truck onto one of Iowa’s busiest roads and survived nearly two months on her own... hiding in cornfields, evading danger at every turn, and dodging every human who tried to help her. Eventually, she wandered four miles to a nearby farm, where someone was finally able to guide her into safety. That’s when her journey to Lazy J Rescue Ranch finally happened, and she found her forever home in August 2025. Her vision has returned, her health has improved, and though trust will take time, Maizey is learning that not all humans will fail her and that her life has value simply because it’s hers. Curious and brave, she loves exploring, trying new treats, and finally living the peaceful, protected life she always deserved.

Maple arrived in May 2024 after a devastating injury to her leg. She had lived happily with a large family of goats until one day she got caught in a cattle trailer bumper, leaving her leg badly broken. Her previous caregivers tried to heal it with a wrap, but the break didn’t heal, and ultimately, Maple lost the bottom portion of her leg. Unable to afford the vet care she needed and fearful they might have to euthanize her, they reached out to us for help. When Maple first arrived, she was battling a severe infection. With months of daily bandage changes, weeks of antibiotics, and multiple vet visits, she’s now fully healed and has blossomed into an incredibly sweet goat. Due to the strain on her remaining legs, she tires easily, so we’re currently fundraising to get her a prosthetic limb. Maple loves basking in the sun, munching on animal crackers, and spending time with her best friends, Loretta 🐄 and Crawford 🦙!

Mikey is a curious little rooster with a story as unexpected as his goofy “cock-a-doodle-doo.” In late August 2025 a local man out for a day of fresh air and fishing, discovered Mikey trapped among the rocks of the Boone River, the same river that runs through the ranch. He saved him, took him home, but after a narrow escape from becoming a snack for the family dogs, a lucky phone call led him straight to Lazy J Rescue Ranch. When he first arrived, Mikey had a bald spot on his head, likely from his time surviving on his own, but he’s quickly traded fear for friendship. These days, he spends his time exploring, practicing his adorably awkward crow, and hanging out with his best buddy, Mo. Though his start was rocky (literally!), Mikey’s now living the good life safe, loved, and surrounded by friends.

Miles, a Pygmy Angora goat, arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch in July 2019 when he was about 3 years old. He came from a hoarding situation where the animals were no longer receiving proper care. Underweight, matted, and shy, Miles was in desperate need of a safe, healthy, and loving home—and he found just that here. Today, Miles has transformed into the chunkiest, bossiest, and most attention-seeking goat at the ranch. Despite his bold personality, he’s also one of the most affectionate! Miles loves basking in the sun, soaking up all the skritches, poking his nose into everyone’s business, and headbutting anything that makes noise.

Mo was raised as a “hen”…or so his former family thought! But when he began to crow, they realized he was indeed a rooster, something that happens very often with eggs & chicks from hatcheries & stores. Sadly, many towns and farms don’t allow roosters, and without a safe place to go, many of these beautiful birds face tragic fates. Mo’s former family went to great lengths, even trying to move to a rooster-friendly area, but when that proved too challenging, they brought Mo to the ranch in October 2024. He’s learning the ropes, meeting his new flock through safe introductions, and making his presence very known with his crowing – loud, proud, and oh so Mo!

Mr. Turkey’s journey to Lazy J Rescue Ranch began a few years ago when he wandered onto a family’s property and decided to stay. When no one claimed him, he became part of their chicken flock and served as a steady source of emotional comfort for his humans during a very difficult chapter in their lives. But when the family eventually needed him to move on, none of us could shake the thought that if we didn’t take him in, someone might see him as supper instead of the soulful, gentle bird he truly is. That didn’t sit right with us, so in July 2025, Mr. Turkey joined the ranch family to live out his days in safety and love. He’s got one wonky toe from an old break that healed a bit crooked, but we think it just adds to his charm. Mr. Turkey is talkative, adores compliments about how handsome he is, and thrives with a buddy (feathered or human), but is particularly fond of Patty the peahen.

Normor is large and in charge! As a Cornish Cross rooster, he was bred to grow fast for meat production, intended to live only 8 weeks. But Normor’s story took a powerful turn toward freedom and resilience. From nearly discarded, struggling to survive, to thriving as a beloved member of the ranch. We found him at a local feed store in March 2023, lifeless, dehydrated, and isolated from healthy birds, feed, & water. With care and syringed water on the way home, Normor sprang back to life, happily chirping and showing his will to survive. Now, at over 1.5 years old, Normor is proof that with the right care, Cornish Cross chickens can live long, happy lives. At 17 pounds, he has a private suite in the coop and is known for his booming crow and friendly personality!

Oreo’s journey to the ranch started with a daring escape! Originally from Texas, he was on his way to Indiana but took a detour, slipping away from his grandma’s house in Iowa to hide in a cornfield for days. When he finally arrived at the ranch in November 2019, Oreo wasn’t exactly thrilled with the cold Iowa weather (or with us!). His arthritis, combined with a little extra weight, made him wary of moving around, leading to some “knee walking” at first. Since then, Oreo’s come a long way! Thanks to his arthritis meds, a lighter diet, and time, he’s grown accustomed to Iowa’s climate and even made a few friends—including us & Hamilton! Today, he enjoys long naps in the sun, belly rubs, munching on mulberries, treats, & skillfully dodging playtime with Butter.

Panda was born with some extraordinary differences—no eyeballs, a mispositioned back end, and only half a tail. When the farm where she was born planned to end her life at just 3 days old, a compassionate animal lover stepped in and saved her. She spent her first two years under their care, but when life circumstances changed, Panda needed a new home. Most were only interested in Panda for her ability to put food on the table, but then she found us, and we welcomed her with open arms in October 2024! Despite her blindness, Panda is incredibly smart and sweet, greeting us every chance she gets, loving nose and chin scratches, soaking up the sun, and snacking on her favorites—apples, rolls, and most recently—pumpkins! 

Pepper’s story at Lazy J Rescue Ranch began in April 2025. Barely over a year old, she had already faced more than most. Bred far too young, she suffered a leg break while carrying her first baby, and though her leg was casted, it never fully healed. When her baby was sold, offers to take her were only from people who would have used her for her milk and then discarded her due to her injury. Thankfully, her caretaker knew she deserved better and so here she is. Pepper is as sweet and talkative as they come, often “telling” us exactly what she wants. She’s thriving with a custom leg brace to stay comfortable and mobile, but that doesn’t slow her down... she loves running through the pasture, climbing trees for the best leaves, playing with her sanctuary friends, and every bit of human attention she can possibly get!

Patty is a resilient pea-hen who found her way to us after being abandoned on a local property. When her previous owners moved away, they left behind Patty, two bonded pig brothers, and several other free-range animals. In April 2024, the new property owners reached out for help, and during our visit, we noticed Patty struggling to keep up with the others. She had lost a foot, likely to frostbite from being left without proper shelter during the harsh winter, and her wound was still in the healing process. After several attempts, we managed to catch her and begin her recovery journey. We treated her leg, ensured the wound healed without infection, and provided pain relief to make the process more comfortable. Now, Patty thrives alongside her mixed flock, enjoys exploring new treats, and can live her life without ever needing to fend for herself again.

Pepsi earned her name in the most obvious way possible, she was found living on top of a Pepsi Machine in Eagle Grove back in September of 2021! She had spent some time wandering the neighborhood, and was quickly wearing out her welcome by digging in people's flowerbeds looking for bugs. Luckily we were alerted to her impending fate and were able to catch her at night, nested up in her favorite spot on top of her pop machine. Pepsi loves her new friends, forcing herself into their personal space at any and all times, whether they are trying to lay an egg, or are taking a dust bath, she will gladly invite herself to join them.

This sweet girl arrived at the ranch in October 2022 after a rough start. A local farmer, overwhelmed and unable to care for his flock, had struggled to feed and protect them. Tragically, predators claimed nearly half of the flock the night before we arrived, but we were able to rescue 29 hens, including Responsibility. Responsibility, who lost both feet, never lost her calm, yet spicy at times, spirit. She loves to relax and snuggle up with Rubble and Barney, grateful for her new life.  

Robbie’s story is shrouded in mystery. What we do know is that he has a large identification tattoo in his ear, suggesting he was once used for showing. We also know he’s a couple of years old and in great shape, indicating he was well cared for at some point. The biggest question is how he ended up on a highway near our sanctuary in November 2024. Despite thousands of people viewing and sharing his post, it seems his former family may have simply discarded him once they were done with him. Domestic rabbits like Robbie, especially ones as sweet and friendly as he is, lack the survival instincts needed to thrive in the wild. Thankfully, he was quickly spotted on the highway by a compassionate couple who brought him to the ranch for safety. Robbie has since settled into his new home wonderfully—he’s curious, cuddly, fast, and most importantly, he now has the peace of mind knowing that his future is secure. He will live out the rest of his days surrounded by love and care, as a cherished member of the Lazy J family.

Roebuck began his new life at the ranch in June 2020. He’s a lively Pygmy goat we rescued straight out of downtown Des Moines, Iowa, just blocks from Court Ave., along with his sheep brother, Lambert. Roebuck has proven he’s a country boy at heart, loving every bit of the open space here. He quickly bonded with his goat friends and has traded the garage and small yard he once knew for wide-open land to explore. Now, when he makes his occasional fence escape, he can roam safely without the worry of city traffic!

Romeo joined Lazy J Rescue Ranch in May 2023 after being abandoned near a local golf course. With his lovable and friendly nature, he quickly became the beloved "neighborhood cat." However, his safety and the community’s peace of mind were at risk. Romeo frequently crossed a dangerously busy highway, contributed to the growing cat population, and caused damage to golf course sheds, carts, and equipment. To address these concerns and protect the lives of nine cats and kittens in the area, we partnered with the Wright County Humane Society to kickstart their TNR program. Romeo instantly bonded with us, and it became clear he was destined to live his best life at the ranch. Now, he’s a friend to all, intrigued by any animal he meets. His favorite pastimes include napping on the couch, playing with toys, bossing around Dolly & Vinny 🐕, and soaking up attention from every human he encounters. Romeo is the definition of a lover, spreading joy wherever he goes.

This sweet girl arrived at the ranch in October 2022 after a rough start. A local farmer, overwhelmed and unable to care for his flock, had struggled to feed and protect them. Tragically, predators claimed nearly half of the flock the night before we arrived, but we were able to rescue 29 hens, including Rubble. Rubble, who lost both feet, keeps her activity low-key, spending her days snuggling with her footless bestie Responsibility and her boyfriend Barney.

Russell arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch in December 2021 at about 5 years old, alongside seven other rescues in urgent need of care. Like his companions, Russell was infested with lice and mites and required immediate vet attention. Despite his rough start, Russell has become a gentle giant at the ranch, stepping into the role of a father figure for his goat friends and soaking up every bit of human affection he can get. Russell was part of a group of 15 animals rescued from a challenging situation. The animals belonged to a couple who had been attempting to breed and sell animals while keeping a few as pets. However, financial struggles and the sudden loss of their home forced them to consider selling the animals for meat or abandoning them. Fortunately, they reached out to local rescues for help. Thanks to a collective effort, all but one of the animals—who tragically couldn’t recover from years of neglect—were saved. Today, Russell thrives as a loving, protective presence in his herd, a symbol of resilience and care. 

Shirley arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch alongside her best friend Laverne on New Year’s Day 2025, after a kind human rescued them from a wire dog kennel where they’d been left during the freezing Iowa winter without food, water, shelter, or protection from predators. After confronting their owners, she was given permission to take them, but living in town without the setup to care for chickens, she turned to us for help. Shirley’s got a little extra fire in her personality, always looking out for Laverne and making sure her best friend is safe. She’s friendly with everyone (unless they mess with her bestie), enjoys the room to roam in the run, and happily accepts treats of all kinds, though peppers are her top pick. Whether she’s scratching in the dirt or keeping a watchful eye on Laverne, Shirley proves that life is better when you stick with your best friend.

Skidz's story is less dramatic than many of the animals at Lazy J Rescue Ranch because she was actually a surprise birth here in May 2020. Her personality is like a roller coaster—full of ups and downs. Some days, she's all about attention, soaking up pets, cuddles, and playtime. Other days, she prefers to retreat to the barn for some alone time—and honestly, who can blame her? Skidz is lovable, lightning-fast, and sneakily charming. While she’s slow to warm up to new faces and furry friends, once she does, she has a way of stealing hearts. Her favorite activities include lounging in the straw room, swatting at anything that moves, basking in the sunshine, and playing tag with her buddy Conor.

Sue has a mighty story of survival. In early summer 2025, her original flock was attacked by a raccoon, half didn’t make it, half escaped unharmed, and Sue landed right in between. She survived, but not without a few lasting reminders of what she’s overcome. She’s missing her top beak, her comb, and some feathers that will never grow back due to scar tissue. She also lives with one eye that won’t quite close and a little “dent” in her skull. When she healed enough to try rejoining her flock, they turned on her for being different, something we don’t allow here at the ranch, so Lazy J Rescue Ranch became the perfect landing spot for her in September 2025. Now, Sue’s thriving on her custom wet meals, is incredibly friendly, and rocks her one-of-a-kind look with confidence. Once the time is right, she’ll join our gentle, special-needs flock and we already know they’re going to love her. 

Tink arrived in September 2021 alongside her best friend, Chocolate. A retired dairy goat, Tink was deemed unwanted due to her age, inability to breed, and her swollen, scarred udders from years of milking. Despite finding a new home together, she and Chocolate faced challenges when the horses they shared a pasture with treated them poorly. Their owner spent months searching for a safe and loving environment for them but struggled to find anyone who saw them as more than a burden—or worse, a meal. But their story took a beautiful turn when they came to the ranch. Tink has a spirited personality & zest for life, she confidently keeps the younger goats in check and eagerly greets any human at the fence for some attention. She still shares an unbreakable bond with Chocolate, and we’re so grateful they’re safe, loved, & together.

After spending her first 3 years cramped in a filthy dog kennel with her siblings Clover, Lucky, & Chester, Tiny finally found freedom at Lazy J in August 2019. These terrible conditions left her with badly infected feet. Over time, she lost both feet but has learned to walk on her “nubs” with incredible skill and doesn’t let it slow her down one bit! Tiny now spends her retirement in style, enjoying sunbaths by day and cuddling up with her fellow footless friends, Betty White and Jordan, by night.

Tortellini, Linguini, and Lasagna are three tortoises who joined Lazy J Rescue Ranch after their teen caregiver lost interest and could no longer give them the attention they needed. Although the family did their best to provide for them, a family injury brought on financial and time constraints, leading them to make the heartfelt decision to seek a better life for the trio. They arrived at the ranch in May 2024 and have brought a unique dynamic as our only reptiles. Tortellini, the largest of the group, is a Sulcata tortoise who loves basking in the sun, snacking on fruit, roaming the yard, and keeping his distance from his two smaller companions. Linguini, the medium-sized member of the group, is a Hermann's tortoise with a knack for digging in his wood chips, climbing anything in sight, and pestering Tortellini at every opportunity. Lasagna, the smallest of the three and also a Hermann's tortoise, faces unique challenges. Born without eyes due to a vitamin deficiency, he has struggled with health issues. To give him the best chance at recovery, he has been placed with a tortoise specialist who is working diligently to improve his condition.

Vinny was found abandoned in the countryside and brought to Moffitt Animal Shelter in a severely emaciated state. With the shelter at capacity and his need for specialized rehab to safely regain weight, it was clear he required a knowledgeable, dedicated home. In September 2024, Vinny arrived at Lazy J Rescue Ranch, 75 pounds underweight, with burned paw pads from hot cement, overgrown toenails, sores from prolonged confinement in a small kennel, and a broken tail. Despite the neglect and hardships he endured, Vinny's spirit remains remarkably unbroken. He is unfailingly friendly and loving, now thriving at the ranch, enjoying chores with Tyler, running with Dolly, gazing out windows with Romeo, attempting to play with his new pig friends, and, of course, savoring his meals.